2Dizz Chronicles: "Get Like Me"

This is a truncated version since the uncut version is a lil too graphic.

"Get Like Me" - A game where one person does something, and the other person follows, and it's usually a f'd up action like sockin someone in the face, and the other people have to do the same.

[17:22] 2dizz: so my older brother takes the pipe and throws it off the first street bridge
[17:23] 2dizz: little did he know, or maybe he did, that he'd have the arm to hit a car in parking lot about a block away
[17:23] fashiggity: SHIT
[17:23] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
[17:23] Koiphish: Goddamn, you guys are walking disasters
[17:23] 2dizz: so knowing my younger brother were not strong enough to compete with his arm stregnth he said, 'just hit a car'
[17:24] fashiggity: LMAO
[17:24] fashiggity: thats so f'd
[17:24] 2dizz: so we picked a rock off the bridge and throw a car below
[17:24] 2dizz: it hits the window, nothing happens
[17:25] 2dizz: so my older brother grabs a rock and say, if you want to hit a car right below us you have to use force like this
[17:25] 2dizz: and off goes the rock and another broken window
[17:26] 2dizz: so my little brother and I figure, we may want a bigger rock, that will definately break a window
[17:26] 2dizz: low and behold just as we were about to get off the bridge a rock layed waiting
[17:26] 2dizz: oh this was a beautiful rock
[17:27] 2dizz: easily 6x4
[17:27] Koiphish: lolololololol
[17:27] 2dizz: quite heavy as it took both of us to balance it on the bridge
[17:27] 2dizz: I guess deep down I aimed for the pick up in hopes of hitting the cab with this rock
[17:28] 2dizz: as I knew for sure it was going through a window
[17:30] 2dizz: so up it went on the rail of the bridge
[17:31] 2dizz: both my brother and I trying to balance it to drop it on this silver pick up
[17:31] 2dizz: so as it was lined up off it went
[17:32] 2dizz: everything went into slow motion
[17:32] fashiggity: LMAO
[17:32] 2dizz: that rock went into the front window of the unsuspecting pickup below
[17:32] 2dizz: it didn't just hit
[17:32] 2dizz: it hit shattered and went through
[17:33] 2dizz: so my brother and I are going ape shit on the bridge for taking out an entire front window
[17:33] 2dizz: until it happened
[17:33] 2dizz: a guy was in the truck
[17:33] 2dizz: not just a guy
[17:33] 2dizz: but a guy with a chick
[17:33] Koiphish: :O
[17:33] Koiphish: :'D
[17:33] 2dizz’ Wifey: y'all coulda killed somebody
[17:33] 2dizz’ Wifey: again.
[17:33] 2dizz: let's just say she was a member of the worlds oldest profession
[17:34] fashiggity: LOLOLOLOL
[17:34] 2dizz: dude get's out of the car with his pants around his kness and ankles
[17:34] Koiphish: LMAO
[17:34] fashiggity: LMAO LMAO
[17:35] 2dizz: so our stupid ass is on the bridge making fun of dude
[17:35] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHA
[17:36] 2dizz: he hops back in the car/truck
[17:36] fashiggity: OH SHIT
[17:36] 2dizz: kicks out his front window
[17:36] Koiphish: Aw hell yeah
[17:36] fashiggity: LMAO
[17:36] 2dizz: and smashes towards us on the bridge
[17:37] 2dizz: so when we see dude at the base of the bridge we haul ass
[17:38] 2dizz: so for recap I'm a little kid and this motherfucca is on the bridge now trying to kill us
[17:38] 2dizz: well me and my younger brother
[17:38] 2dizz: as he could have clearly got my older brother first
[17:38] 2dizz: so we're smashing trying to get off the bridge
[17:39] 2dizz: we're hitting parking lots
[17:39] 2dizz: streets
[17:39] 2dizz: all through K-town in downtown
[17:39] 2dizz: 1st through 3rd street
[17:39] 2dizz: this dude isn't quitting
[17:39] 2dizz: so my older brother say we have to split up
[17:39] fashiggity: ktown is a place you dont wanna be at late at nite without a car
[17:40] 2dizz: he banks down a street
[17:40] 2dizz: my younger brother and I still together
[17:40] Koiphish: He just left his bitch to hoof it home on the bridge!
[17:40] 2dizz: I didn't want to leave him and I don't think he wanted to leave me
[17:40] 2dizz: no, dude is in his car
[17:41] 2dizz: so we're running through the parking lot on 1st and alameda
[17:41] Koiphish: Right. Without his girl
[17:41] 2dizz: and my younger brother trips over a parking stop
[17:41] 2dizz: yes
[17:41] Koiphish: This is where you'd have to leave him behind in the movies.
[17:42] 2dizz: so when my brother fell dude comes within inches of running him over
[17:42] Koiphish: Cats would be yelling at the screen saying "DON'T GO BACK FOR HIM!!"
[17:42] fashiggity: ROFL
[17:42] 2dizz: he jumps out the truck snatches my brother up and he yelling
[17:42] 2dizz: I stop and see this and I can't let this white guy just snatch up my brother
[17:43] 2dizz: much less yell at him
[17:43] 2dizz: so I run back and participate in momment of why shit on tv won't work in real life
[17:44] Koiphish: LMFAO
[17:44] 2dizz: I'd figured I could jump off a car and drop kick dude
[17:44] 2dizz: that shit did not work
[17:44] fashiggity: DROP KICK?!
[17:44] fashiggity: LOL
[17:44] Koiphish: Oh my God, I can't stop laughing
[17:44] 2dizz: I think it actually pissed him off as he threw my brother down and kicked the shit out of me
[17:44] fashiggity: Not just a kick
[17:44] fashiggity: a drop kick?!!!
[17:45] 2dizz: so my little brother takes one on dude
[17:45] 2dizz’ Wifey: well it wasn't his girl, it was a prostitute, right?
[17:45] 2dizz: it must've shook him cause he paused and just look at my brother
[17:45] Koiphish: Amarys, you are so late.
[17:46] 2dizz’ Wifey: *shrugs*
[17:46] 2dizz’ Wifey: lol
[17:46] 2dizz: at this time I was fucc it, a kick to the nuts will definately work right now
[17:46] 2dizz: so I kick dude and punch him in the face
[17:46] Koiphish: Goddamn
[17:46] 2dizz: that kick only made him mad, and the punch had no effect or he wasn't showing
[17:46] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
[17:47] 2dizz: as I tried to run away dude snatched up my ankle
[17:47] 2dizz’ Wifey: he must've been high on something.
[17:47] 2dizz’ Wifey: *shakes head*
[17:47] Koiphish: Motherfucker ate his spinach before he caught yoou guys up
[17:47] 2dizz: and wasn't letting go
[17:47] 2dizz’ Wifey: like some crack or something
[17:47] 2dizz: so my little brother kicked dude in the face
[17:47] 2dizz: he still didn't let go
[17:48] 2dizz: I guess my older brother must have doubled back by this time
[17:48] 2dizz’ Wifey: if we ever have kids, u are not allowed to tell them these stories until they have graduated from high school
[17:48] 2dizz: because out of nowhere all I seen was a fist
[17:48] 2dizz: saw*
[17:48] 2dizz: dude released my ankle
[17:49] 2dizz: and my older brother just commense to stomping this dude out
[17:49] 2dizz: and since we were still playing get like me, I joined in
[17:49] 2dizz: until the cops came
[17:49] 2dizz: well parking lot security and mall security
[17:49] fashiggity: so yalls had the nerve to continue to play get like me after that shit?!
[17:50] 2dizz: as soon as we seen those badges we ran all the way back home
[17:50] Koiphish: HO
[17:50] Koiphish: LY
[17:50] Koiphish: SHIT
[17:50] Koiphish: You were some fucking hoodlums.
[17:50] Koiphish: Great stories though
[17:50] fashiggity: yalls are the people my mom will tell me never to see again
[17:52] 2dizz’ Wifey: okay!
[17:52] 2dizz: it was funny and fucc'd up in a way, cause most of the people in the area only saw this crazy white man driving eradic and trying to run over two black kids