Shit That Annoy Me Volume 1

- People who post on your event invite in Myspace/Facebook saying that they cant go. Thanks a lot, you made the upcoming event LAME, thats why there is a NOT ATTENDING box already.

- Chicks that are not conscious of leading a dude on. Act like you fuckin' know when a dude is up on you, which leads to....

- Dudes that assume the Chick will get the hint. It's 2008. Be direct fellas, because you can drop a million hints and a chick will ACT LIKE SHE DOESNT KNOW (and a good chance that SHE WONT KNOW). At least if you're honest (read: the novel idea of actually telling her you 'like' her), she can no longer act like she doesn't know.

- Dudes that want to roll deep to a club/lounge without chicks (Don't have to be Girlfriends) of their own. Okay, 2 is cool. 3 is okay. But if it gets more than that without a couple Estrogen representatives from your crew, then you're in Party Foul Violation for turning the spot into a "Cack-Fest."

- Dudes who can't live up to their online (read: Facebook/Myspace) reputation. You're not a player, you just type a lot.

- Chicks who want to "still be friends" after they reject the dude. You're not Mother Teresa in sparing a friendship, you're just a Ball Tickler. Get over it, you have enough friends already.

- To add to that, Dudes who try too damn hard to be friends with the Chick that rejected them. Face it homie, you're just dick under glass, break only in an emergency.

- Dudes that say "They are just picky." Honestly, only chicks and dudes who have a different date every other day are allowed to say that. Note, why chicks? Because dudes ask them out.

Jacked From a Friend's Blog

"Inside the snow globe on my father's desk, there was a penguin wearing a red-and-white-striped scarf. When I was little my father would pull me into his lap and reach for the snow globe. He would turn it over, letting all the snow collect on the top, then quickly invert it. The two of us watched the snow fall gently around the penguin. Then penguin was alone in there, I thought, and I worried for him. When I told my father this, he said, 'Don't worry, Susie; he has a nice life. He's trapped in a perfect world.'"

- Excerpt from The Lovely Bones

Sounds interesting already... Time to add to my want to read list...

12 Years Gone By, and They Still Love Him

Where were you when Pac died?

I was 16 years old. School barely started, it might have been my first week. Before I got immersed in extra curricular activities, I went home promptly at 2:15. I didn't have my license yet, so I walked it out, got back at my house at around 3:00. First order of business when I got home? I crash on bed, and turn up 92.3 the beat at the time to listen to Theo. Seven days before the 13th, it was on the headlines that Pac got shot again after the Tyson vs. Seldon fight.

Laying on the bed, I slowly start to snooze as Theo announced to the listeners with sorrow in his voice. While struggling to enunciate his words, he confirmed that 2Pac died in the hospital where he was staying. Many listeners phone in shock about learning the news that we lost this Hip Hop icon. Rest in Peace. We still bump your music.

There Comes a Time in a Singer's LIfe

When (s)he decides (s)he is grown up and poses semi nude. Say WORD!