Youtube is Great For This Reason

[12:23] twodizz: that's god balancing out the universe
[12:23] Misty: that's some scary shit right there
[12:23] Misty: you gotta watch it til the end
[12:23] Misty: lol
[12:24] twodizz: WoW
[12:24] twodizz: I blame those kids on the ottoman for this
[12:24] Misty: lmao
[12:24] twodizz: and that cat should know better
[12:24] Fashiggity: are you kidding me?!
[12:24] twodizz: his face is serious
[12:25] Misty: LMAO
[12:25] Fashiggity: too damn serious
[12:26] Fashiggity: how could someone tape himself
[12:26] Fashiggity: banging a pillow
[12:26] Misty: lmao
[12:26] twodizz: damn
[12:26] twodizz: I may have to stay away from seeds for a minute
[12:26] twodizz: people may confuse me with dude
[12:26] Misty: =))
[12:27] Misty: that nicca ate sunflower seeds w/ HONEY
[12:27] Misty: that's some fat ass shit to do
[12:27] Fashiggity: u know.. HAHAH
[12:27] Fashiggity: i wasant gonna said anything
[12:27] twodizz: y not
[12:27] twodizz: I am
[12:27] twodizz: the cat was sweating from grinding on a damn pillow
[12:27] twodizz: he set the fat people movement back
[12:27] Misty: that shit was nasty
[12:27] Misty: lol
[12:28] Misty: he was obese
[12:28] Misty: little proker
[12:28] Fashiggity: he was taping himself
[12:28] Misty: porker*
[12:28] Fashiggity: bangin a pillow
[12:28] Misty: LMAO
[12:28] Fashiggity: oh man... hahaha
[12:28] Fashiggity: i gotta take notes from this cat
[12:28] Fashiggity: someone gotta remix that video
[12:28] Fashiggity: instead of them r&B tracks, just have rick ross on loop
[12:28] Misty: he was lifting his fat leg all in the air n shit
[12:28] Misty: ewwwwww
[12:28] Misty: lol
[12:29] twodizz: *shudders
[12:29] twodizz: thanks
[12:29] Misty: lol
[12:29] twodizz: now I am no longer hungry
[12:29] Misty: on that note, i think it's time for our lunch break
[12:29] twodizz: the ultimate diet, watching this cat fuck a pillow
[12:29] Misty: LMFAO
[12:29] Fashiggity: LMAO
[12:29] Fashiggity: LOLOLOL
[12:29] Misty: =)) =))
[12:29] twodizz: the sad thing is, he's going to put the pillow back on the couch and his mom is going to sit on it
[12:29] Misty: ewwwwwwwwww
[12:30] Misty: :-&
[12:30] Fashiggity: hahahahaha
[12:30] Misty: L-)
[12:30] Misty: okay, let's go taj
[12:30] twodizz: can you imagine his fam see this vid
[12:31] twodizz: I wish I could be at that sunday dinner
[12:31] Misty: his mom like, i was sleeping on that pillow just last night!
[12:31] twodizz: 'THREESOME!!!!!!!'

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

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This is one of the reasons why I am one of the rare americans that love European Football ie "Soccer." Imagine if the NBA had something thats bigger than the NBA finals itself. Imagine if the top four teams from the NBA (out of the East and the West) squared off against the top four Basketball teams in other countries of the Western Hemisphere, like from the Argentine leagues, Brazillian leagues, and any other country that has the Basketball leagues. This is what Champions League is all about - the top teams (in Europe they're called clubs) in ALL OF EUROPE, meaning you will see a top team from Spain square off against a top team from Italy, etc, etc... This is quite possibly one of the biggest sports events in the world that saw MANCHESTER UNITED crowned the winners of the Champions League cup last night at Luziniki Stadium in Moscow, Russia.

The final was between Chelsea and Manchester United - the top 2 ENGLISH clubs. That's right. Out of all the clubs in Europe (including the great clubs from Spain and Italy), it is 2 English clubs that made the final. Keep in mind that Spain boasts one of the best clubs (Real Madrid and FC Barcelona) and Italy as well (Inter Milan, AC Milan, Roma). At the same time in Football season, Manchester United and Chelsea were duking it out at the top of the English League which saw Manchester United maintained the number one spot and Chelsea coming in as number 2. YES. MANCHESTER UNITED won the League cup AND Champions League, serving them the DOUBLE, making them the best in England, and the best in Europe IN THE SAME YEAR. While it may sound amazing, they pulled off a bigger feat almost 10 years ago. Alongside the England League (it's called the Premier League btw), there is also a tournament in England called the "FA Cup" in which the whole Premier League participates in a tournament against the lower league clubs (imagine MLB teams facing off against the minor league teams in a tournament) and clubs in Wales and Scottland. Manchester United would be the only club to win the "Treble" back in 99 - capturing the League, FA Cup, AND Champions League the same year. And for some interesting trivia, DAVID BECKHAM played on that Manchester United team that won the treble 10 years ago. Yes, this was David Beckham before he married Posh Spice.

So European Football season comes to a close. In Summer, there is a FIFA Club world tournament in which the winners of each continent play against each other to determine who is the best in the world - and Manchester United will be representing Europe obviously. For 2008, the year belongs to Manchester United. Glory Glory MAN UNIIIIIIIITTTTEEEEEED!

A Sex Convo

[14:20] 2dizz: if a girl was drinking and being very flirtatious, would you attempt to close the deal anyways
[14:20] fashiggity: if its only to me.. yeap
[14:21] fashiggity: but she gotta look decent
[14:21] 2dizz: even if you knew if she was sober and probably had these feelings she would probably hold off
[14:21] koiphish: Yup
[14:22] fashiggity: anything to break the tension
[14:22] koiphish: Back in the days, I was all about that chivalry bullshit, and I had the mistaken idea that women wouldn't do shit sober that they would drunk
[14:22] fashiggity: chivalry is something for role playing after you tax dat ass
[14:22] fashiggity: nelly furtado said it best
[14:23] fashiggity: chivalry is dead, but its still kinda cute
[14:23] koiphish: Nowadays, I'm aware that women use things like "drinking too much" as an excuse in their own minds to justify actions that they want to perform, but don't want to be judged for doing.
[14:24] fashiggity: yeah.. i think women are in transition of that so called sweet image they're supposed to portray
[14:24] fashiggity: to knowing what they want and out there pursuing it
[14:24] 2dizz’Wifey: it actually depends
[14:24] koiphish: A girl will find a way to justify shit in her own mind so that she feels "good" or "okay" about shit she's done.
[14:24] fashiggity: because i heard in europe.. women are aggressive
[14:24] 2dizz’Wifey: many women do, but i've almost done something very dumb being very drunk
[14:25] 2dizz’Wifey: luckily i started to sober up before i did
[14:25] koiphish: What, get married?
[14:25] koiphish: If it's good enough for Brittney Spears....
[14:25] 2dizz’Wifey: no, i almost slept with some guy that i really would've regretted sleeping with
[14:26] 2dizz’Wifey: he was cute, but i didn't really know him like that
[14:26] 2dizz’Wifey: i woulda been super pissed with myself
[14:26] fashiggity: now why would you have been super pissed about sleepin w/ dude
[14:27] 2dizz’Wifey: because i didn't know him... i fdon't just go hopping into bed with folks because they are cute. i think a lot of myself and i don't just go handing myself to every tom, dick, and harry to use
[14:27] koiphish: I'm of the mind that you're not gonna do something off the wall when you're drunk. You're gonna do stuff you want to do with the inhibitions turned off
[14:28] koiphish: That type of stuff generally won't computer to guys
[14:28] 2dizz’Wifey: anyway, he mde it to my house and i was like, wtf am i doing
[14:28] koiphish: To me? It's just sex.
[14:28] 2dizz’Wifey: and then i pretended i was sick
[14:28] koiphish: It's as natural as breathing, or eating, or drinking
[14:28] 2dizz’Wifey: so he would leave
[14:28] koiphish: I guess. I can't relate.
[14:29] 2dizz’Wifey: men are different from women
[14:29] 2dizz’Wifey: emotionally we operate differently
[14:29] 2dizz’Wifey: *shrugs*
[14:29] fashiggity: im in the same boat with koi
[14:29] 2dizz’Wifey: i know how i would feel about it
[14:29] 2dizz’Wifey: and i know i didn't even really like him
[14:29] koiphish: All this romanticized, mysterious, otherworldly emphasis on the act is as old as chivalry, to me.
[14:30] 2dizz’Wifey: not like that
[14:30] fashiggity: yeah
[14:30] fashiggity: i mean.. getting to know as a friend?
[14:30] fashiggity: the friend zone = no nalaga
[14:30] koiphish: I'm not knocking what you did, or your take on it, mind you.
[14:30] 2dizz’Wifey: if a woman sleeps with a man more than 3 times she gets attached (generally speaking)
[14:31] 2dizz’Wifey: he wasn't someone i had any desire to form an attachment to
[14:31] koiphish: Wow. Now THAT makes sense.
[14:31] 2dizz’Wifey: i've tried to figure out why women get attached after sleeping with a guy
[14:31] 2dizz’Wifey: and my best guess is that it's because ur inviting someone INSIDE you
[14:31] 2dizz’Wifey: it's a very personal thing
[14:31] koiphish: I wish women would say that, instead of putting sex up on this crazy pedestal, like having sex makes them terrible people.
[14:31] fashiggity: exactly
[14:32] fashiggity: thats where it seemed this discussion is heading
[14:32] fashiggity: i mean, isnt that the 'emotional' bondage come from that ideology of 'sex is terrible' ?
[14:32] fashiggity: the idea that because they invite him in, they gotta put a ring in that?
[14:32] 2dizz’Wifey: i don't think sex is a terrible thing
[14:32] 2dizz’Wifey: sex is awesome
[14:33] 2dizz’Wifey: but to me, it's something i wnt to share with someone i care about
[14:33] 2dizz’Wifey: and it has nothing to do with a ring
[14:33] 2dizz’Wifey: it's just a natural emotional attachment
[14:34] 2dizz’Wifey: *shrugs*
[14:34] 2dizz’Wifey: i already know better
[14:34] koiphish: Not wanting to get attached makes sense. Getting attached because you're having sex with someone makes sense. Fighting desires merely for the sake of not being judged makes no sense, not to me.