Accidental Family Planning

"Be fruitful and multiply"
Genesis 1:28

When you live in a hustle bustle city like Los Angeles there is ALWAYS something to do. You are constantly around people who have something on the side whether its art or their own sidebusiness. Sure 90% of the people in this town are actual hacks (including myself directing my next documentary film: "Sam's Debut") , but in a city like this, no one is about to start a family on accident, which goes back to my hometown of San Bernardino, which my older brother describes that "There is nothing to do but procreate."

Now when I look at my friends from San Bernardino, I'd say a good 90% of them have children, and a smaller percentage not married. This is the consequence of living in a town that does not really have anything to do. Last night me and the homie Pat were discussing how every Filipino family has that one uncle that bore a couple illegitimate children in the Philippines over a bowl of ramen. (In a mock Filipino accent: yoo know, dere eeesh no T-Vs dere, and nawting to do!) When you are raised in a limited environment (ie, an environment that provides little entertainment and other activities that stimulate the mind), what is there left to do? Yes, everybody has a fuck or two but if you don't have any ambitions or other passions in life you are currently chasing, your mind goes "Fuck the condom, raw dog is where its at!" Love (not family love, but love for your mate) is one of the greatest activities ever. Yes I'm marginalizing it as an activity because love is not known to last (hello?! 50% divorce rate?). When you're dating someone in these type of towns and all you do is go to a 9 to 5 (which is more likely you wont be satisfied with), you have no choice but to look forward to that special person who's been dating you for half a year. From a dude's perspective, you watch the Lakers beat the shit out of the Heat while your chick patiently waits after serving you a beer and after that, bow chicka wow wow. Keep in mind, you're content with your career because you make enough money. The only next step is marriage.

Of course, the marriage thing is never planned. What is also never planned is the baby coming in 9th months. (There are exceptions to the rule, ie to the people who actually plan to have a child before marriage). Should you accept the child (not give it up for abortion or adoption), your life changes. That dream of becoming a rockstar is put on the shelf for the sake of that child as you put in them overtime hours to get your kid the proper care. This is what I see amongst my classmates in the old San Berdoo High. They seem happy through their myspace pictures but I myself cannot see myself putting my aspirations on the side for a kid. Thank goodness for my family for talking some sense to me when I brought home my first real girlfriend (and to add, shes actually the only person that I put my devotion to in my dating history). If I still lived in San Bernardino, there would be nothing else to look forward to. I still hope to direct my first film or music video (oh wait, I already did direct my first music video). I'm also enjoying life because I'm in control of it, well 90% of the time at least. I still hope to plant my seed and harvest it, but for now, I'd much rather enjoy everything else of what life has to offer.

And suffice to say, I think it is rather strange that my friends who have children are still partying their asses off, if not harder than I do myself. I surely hope to not end up doing that when I bring Cristiano Junior into the world. By that time, I should be established and becoming an example for my son (or my daughter who I may name Cristiana.. haha). Surely I'm saying that now knowing that I might still continue the habits after the kid comes. But till then, big ups to all the parents out there, because that is probably the hardest job in the world that you'll ever have.

Could Anyone Tell Me If There Are Other Music Videos Like This?!

Its shy of a year since I peeped "Clothes Off" by Gym Class Heroes and I say the video is STILL hot. Why? Because there are no green screens, no effects to make it look like a movie (like opening title captions and credits and such), hot girls (in bikinis and lingerie to add), a dope dance battle scene between furries and a dance crew. Its what a music video OUGHTTA be. Plus the song is hot too, STILL.

Rush Hour Reviews: Janet Jackson's Feedback

Fashiggity Note: I'm only able to listen to a whole album through is during my shitty ass work commute from Santa Monica to Burbank. I might as well dedicate my first to Penny.


Every Janet album after Velvet rope follows the same ass pattern. Hot opening single and then a month later, people forget about the album. Not to say that Janet's albums after Velvet Rope sucked, they just dont have the lasting impressions as "Janet" (my all time fave), "Control," and "Rhythm Nation."

There are two notable cuts through simply because they evoke images from a bygone era. "Can't B Good" has Janet sounding like her older brother when he still had the Jerri Curl. "Never Letchu Go" takes Janet back to the "Lets Wait Awhile" days when you were still young, when you didn't know that sex could complicate a friendship. Its a great listen if you're yearning for a cheesy love song thatll take you back to them days.

The whole album is not bad at all, its just not up to par with her classics. As with Damita Jo and 20 years old, you'll forget about it in due time. Still, if you have it, it's a nice listen.

HOT DOWNLOADS:
Feedback
Can't B Good
Never Letchu Go
Rollercoaster
Rock Wit U
2nite
Greatest X
Discipline

Sleepless in Santa Monica

So I had a bangin night at Hermosa last night, but there were drama amongst friends in the crevices. The whole day I was slothing it, sleeping in as much as I can, talking to Char the whole day about the drama and trying to make contact with a new friend which started out kinda risky. I guess I'm paying for sleeping the whole day since it is 2 in the morning and I have work in a couple hours.

Fresh from scanning a shitload of pics from my album through facebook, it seems as though 2008 is the year I begin to bring my imagination to life. Alongside my side filming projects, I start to venture into the business of my imagination, and frankly I haven't been this gung ho about my story ideas since college. When you live in a city full of budding artists, it's pretty hard to shake your imagination away and once you learn how to get the tools to do it, you can only go ahead. I think this is why I can't sleep (even though I did have some Lipton Green Tea earlier).

1 - My Manga Venture
I collaborated with the homie John to write a full fledged manga (A comic book for those of you that are not familiar with Japanese culture). We bounced MAD ideas off each other. Now the trick is, putting words on a word document to make a story tangible enough to read.

2 - My Video Game idea
I had this idea in my head a couple years ago when I worked in EA. My mission is to find a team of designers, animators, and programmers who can put it to life.

3 - My Memoirs
I have a lot of shit to vent about the past couple of years. The homie Dinji says 'go for it!'

What's keeping me sleepless is that I still have my film shit to do and I feel more than motivated to do the last 3. If I could split myself into 4 people, I could just do that. Maybe I'm doing it now and its causing me to lose sleep. Either way, it feels really good to dream about these things and if I have to put my body on the line to make this a reality so be it.

The 'SEXIEST' Video of Janet Jackson to date... STILL

[12:36] me: janets anytime anyplace video - sexiest janet video ever
[12:36] 2dizz: lol
[12:37] 2dizz: where'd that come from
[12:37] me: im just youtube surfing
[12:38] me: saw the video.. im like damn.. this is borderline porn
[12:38] me: with artistic shiet covering it up
[12:38] 2dizz: lol
[13:12] 2dizz: you're right
[13:12] 2dizz: I feel like I need a cigarette and some sleep after watching that video

How to Age Quickly

So I'm all up on facebook and I took a "Guess Your Real Age" quiz. I'm not exactly pleased with the results, especially when the results were radically different from when I took a similar quiz (age theme and everything) last year. Within now from a year ago, I aged around 10 years, realizing my own habits are the cause.

This may come as a cautionary tale to whoever reads this, aged 27 and younger...

1 - Put your passion into something you have half, maybe less than half the heart for. A shitty job... A relationship that you jumped too soon for..
2 - Convert to a fast food diet
3 - Increase your intake of vices - drugs, alkie, partying, gambling, anything that will take your mind out of reality. Weed and Sex exempted.
4 - Exercise less if you do already.
5 - Worry about how other people think about you.
6 - Drink more coffee - it makes you more jittery and nervous
7 - Cut out all the motivators in your life and just hang with complacent 'realists' and 'pessimists.'
8 - Neglect your checkups with the doctor and the dentist
9 - Totally limit your life to your 9 to 5 grind
10 - Settle for LESS

The Original Before Gym Class Heroes Took It

[10:31] 2dizz: he had all those wilmas in his video
[10:31] 2dizz: little did I know he was looking at the dude playing guitar

I've Learned

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life."

I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

~Maya Angelou

The E Meditation

So I'm chillin at my friends' spot, enjoying our vices and just talking. For some reason, I was not in a position to speak though a lot of things went through my mind as I simultaneously listen to my friend's sexually charged life story that brought her here today. As I look around the room, I noticed these people were not in my life 5-10 years ago and as I grow attached to these crew of peeps that I knew from work, I realized where my future stands and the past must be left behind.

The day before, I met up with old friends from the previous life, sharing a couple beers and laughing about old times and how one day we will come hang out at my area. I do live pretty far from everyone else, though it is not worlds away. Most times when I see them, its like old times again like we were back in 2003 and still living in Riverside. See you soon meant the following night or two since we lived so close to each other. Still that night was more of the year 2003 in a nutshell and soon as I left the city limits we're back in 2008 and they're all gone until the next party or big event near my area.

Gone are the days that people want to kick it just to kick it. That is when I realized 2003 cannot come with me. We all move on and we all change every year and when someone from that era appears for one night, the joys and euphoria associated with that year return. This all means that 2008 has to be the best, and so far it didn't disappoint, surrounded by new friends with the same interests and the same desire to hang out with each other, just because.

Could be an Organ Donor the Way I Give up My Heart...

I saw this student Music Video a year ago. As low budget as it appears, it still looks hot.

Preach on Prince!

I swear.. The brotha is speaking for me:

1,2,3,4
Hey, look me over
Tell me do u like what u see?
Hey, I aint got no money
But honey Im rich on personality
Hey, check it all out
Baby I know what its all about
Before the night is through
U will see my point of view
Even if I have 2 scream and shout

Baby Im a (star)
Might not know it now
Baby but I r, Im a (star)
I dont want to stop, til I reach the top
Sing it (we are all a star!)

Hey, take a listen
Tell me do u like what u hear?
If it dont turn u on
Just say the word and Im gone
But honey I know, aint nothing
Wrong with your ears
Hey, check it all out
Better look now or it just might be 2 late (just might be 2 late)
My lucks gonna change tonight
Theres gotta be a better life
Take a picture sweetie
I aint got time 2 waste

Oh baby Im a (star)
Might not know it now
Baby but I r, Im a (star)
I dont want to stop, til I reach the top
Sing it! (we are all a star!)

Everybody say, nothing come 2 easy
But when u got it baby, nothing come 2 hard
Youll see what Im all about (see what Im all about)
If I gotta scream and shout (if I gotta scream and shout)
Baby baby (baby) baby (baby) baby (baby)
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (star)

Might not know it now
Baby but I r, Im a (star)
I dont want to stop, til I reach the top
Sing it! (star)

Baby baby baby
Oh baby Im a (star)
Baby baby baby
Somebody
(we are all a star)

(baby Im a star)
We are all a star

We are all a star

Doctor!
Baby, baby, baby, baby,
Baby, baby, baby, baby
We are all a star

{backwards talking in the background}
Like what the fuck do they know.
All their taste is in their mouth.
Really. what the fuck do they know?
Come on baby. lets go... crazy

Damn Downloaders! (Me Included)

[12:43] Cameron: You know R&B is in bad shape when Chaka Khan is still winning grammys

R&B is not the only thing in bad shape. The music industry is shit. The music industry is garbage. Ringtones in favor of real quality music? How did it amount to this? The answer lies in us, the people, and our nagging downloading habits.

Thank goodness for Apple for developing iTunes. While the RIAA were demonizing the likes of P2P downloaders, Apple found a way to make money off downloaders. While this is still changing the game with Microsoft following suit with their Zune service (as well as Napster going legit), people still download for the following reasons, people still don't want to pay 99cents per track, people cant find that specific track that like on the service, etc... Because downloading makes bootlegs and advance copies more accessible, the recording industry still loses. What is the solution to this problem? One hit wonders and ringtones. This is Why I'm Hot. Throw Some Ds On It. Party Like a Rockstar (Totally Dude!). These songs not only are devoid of quality (ie, other than Mims, has any of these other people come out with other hot followup singles?) Hells no! But they generate enough revenue off ringtones satsifying the record label. Will the record label invest that hard earned money to put out quality music? Hells no! They're going to make more one hit wonders and more ringtone music!

Record Labels, just like any other corporation exist to make money, not make people happy. It is not a public service after all, it is a private enterprise and there is no moral limit to what the Record Labels will cross to make that buck. Because of the constant downloading for free, labels have to scramble to make its money back seeing that they do fund the production for the music. In a business, your goal is not only to break even, but make profit and this is what the industry comes up as an answer to people downloading for free - mediocre junk food music that you'll buy today, and will be gone tomorrow.

I'm not the type to attempt to start a movement anymore, but unless we want to see quality music on the charts getting recognized again, we have to BUY the artist that we like and anticipate. A lot of good music fell under the radar. While there are numbers of us that appreciate the good music not blasted in Power 106, we ourselves hurt the Artists by downloading their music for free. If that artist does not make money for the label, that label will stop supporting and (s)he will be relegated to trying to make people listen to their music on myspace. You have a complaint about the industry? Fuck you, pay them.

So as we talk about this years Grammys in hindsight, at least there are artists out there who still put out quality music and still get nominations such as Common (speaking on personal bias) and in that same breath the Shop Boys are going up for the same. Get it right people. If you simply like the artist, then buy the fuckin album, otherwise stop complaining about the industry being trash!

Fuck Award Shows!

.. But I sure love me a good performance. =)

Survey Says!

1. last cigarette?
Last Saturday w/ A

2. last beverage:
Heiniken

3. last phone call:
My brother all the way from Taiwan

4. last text message:
From Char

5. last CD played:
Roots "Phrenology"

6: last BUBBLE bath:
2 Years Ago

7: last time you ever cried?
When I lost my pops.

8. last meal:
Filet o Fish Fridays BEYATCH!

SEVEN have you's:

1. have you ever dated someone twice?:
No

2. have you ever been cheated on?
No (knock on wood to the next)

3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?
No

4. have you ever fallen in love?:
Only once in my life. Everything else is simply infatuation.

5. have you ever lost someone?:
Yes. My father.

6. have you ever been depressed?
A lot, but I manage through hard times.

7. have you ever been drunk and threw up? :
It has been a long time ago, but I knew it was in Riverside that happened.

Six things you've done in the past 3 days

1. Went to work.
2. Played COD4
3. Had Pinkberry w/ Char
4. Did Laundry
5. Went to Taj and Amarys' pad
6. Finished Vy and Jeff's wedding vid, FINALLY

list FOUR people you can tell pretty much anything to --
On the real, only Char knows what's REALLY goin on with me for 2 reasons - she actually cares, and she tells the truth on what I need to do.

list THREE cell phones you've had.
1. Nokia 3390
2. Samsung U340
3. Motorola V3

This month have you...

Laughed until you cried!
Yeah

Went behind your parents back?
Not really

Found out who your true friends were?
I hate trying to find that out. In this case, ignorance is bliss.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:

2. Gay Marriage?
If two guys want to shack up good for them...if two girls wanna shack up, good for America. People should be able to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't infringe on my personal liberties.<--- I'm not articulate as Eric, so I'm jacking this answer.

3. Lowering the drinking age?
Hmm.. Increased DUIs? In Europe its cool, but America cant handle its liquor at a young age.

4. Straight, Gay, Bi ?
Whatever's your fancy, do it!

5. Who are the best huggers that you know?
Haven't receved my Grand's bearhug as of late. Armando gets recognition because I always forget the dude does not mind hugging another dude so it catches me off guard.

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No I don't, after doing Jeff and Vy's wedding video. The nice guy who gets dissed could still get the girl at the end. WORD!

7. Is there something you would like to tell someone?
I would but it might be too early.

8. What brand of shirt are you wearing?
Hanes white undershirts FTW.

9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?:
Only on an accident.

10. How many kids do you want to have?
2-3

13. Do you wanna change your name?:
Maybe my middle

14. Last time you saw your father?
2002. It was very hard.

15. What did you do for your last birthday?
Got wasted at a bar with Jun, Charlie, my cousin, her fiancee, and their friends

16.What time did you wake up today?
10:23 a.m.

17. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

Bobby Brown.. WHY?!

[11:51] KoiPhish: This is the single greatest decent into faggery in the history of fagdom

Preach on, A

[16:51] A: a relationship can help or hinder u

[16:51] A: if u and your partner aren't in the same head space then it's not conducive

Super Tuesday Aftermath

My friend made his status message this:

...words can't describe how I feel knowing my vote didn't count...

The Dizzy Chronicles Chapter 2

As Witnessed by 2Dizz, Told to 2Dizz's Sig Other, Koiphish, and Me


[16:48] 2dizz: about week earlier I had to read a story in class, well actually a bio, I was tired of people asking me Cali questions like just because I live in LA do I know Snoop and Dre
[16:49] 2dizz: so after going on a tyraid about how I hate discussing my past Sarah slipped me note saying she actually thought me going off was sexy and she wanted to go out sometime
[16:49] 2dizz: I was like 'I'm cool, you're cute and all but I'm not sure if it's appropriate
[16:50] 2dizz’s Sig Other: appropriate?
[16:50] 2dizz: the truth was I didn't have a car, and meeting someone on a bicycle isn't cool
[16:50] 2dizz: I don't care where you are
[16:50] 2dizz: so I guess she figured I didn't date white girls or something and left it alone
[16:50] 2dizz: so back to Friday
[16:51] 2dizz: she rolls up on me
[16:51] 2dizz: and places herself between my legs
[16:51] 2dizz: she gets hella close to my mouth
[16:52] 2dizz: looks me deep in my eyes
[16:52] 2dizz: and whispers in my ear why don't you like white girls
[16:52] 2dizz: I was like it has nothing to do with your race, I'm just......
[16:53] 2dizz: she backed up look'd at me and said tomorrow night you're taken me out
[16:53] Me: hmm
[16:53] 2dizz: I was like 'this is some bullshit!'
[16:53] 2dizz’s Sig Other: hard to say no to that
[16:53] 2dizz: very hard
[16:53] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol... especially if she was cute
[16:53] 2dizz: but I still didn't have a car
[16:53] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[16:54] 2dizz’s Sig Other: u shoulda told her to pick u up
[16:54] 2dizz: so while she's grinding her ass on me all night I thought I would take the opportunity to tell her I wasn't driving
[16:54] 2dizz: I knew for sure that was going to work
[16:54] 2dizz: and it didn't
[16:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: did u not want to go out with her?
[16:55] 2dizz: she was like we have my car, you can drive me to dinner
[16:55] 2dizz: black boy in the south with a white girl
[16:55] 2dizz: driving her car
[16:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[16:55] Me: ROFL
[16:55] 2dizz: emmet teal (sp?) was all I thought
[16:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: i'm sure u weren't the first black guy she went out with tho
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: who is emmet teal?
[16:56] 2dizz: stop jumping ahead
[16:56] 2dizz: but no I wasn't
[16:56] 2dizz: she only dated black guys
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: okay then, well if they weren't lynched i'm sure u were cool
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[16:56] 2dizz: she claimed white boys could fuck, they liked making out and slowly making love
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: could or couldn't?
[16:58] 2dizz: emmet till
[16:58] 2dizz: couldn't
[16:58] 2dizz: she liked to be fucked
[16:58] 2dizz: or rather FUCKED
[16:59] 2dizz: so back to the story
[16:59] 2dizz’s Sig Other: okies
[16:59] 2dizz: I'm on my way home and I'm like how the hell am I going to get out of this
[16:59] 2dizz: and do I really want to get out of this
[16:59] 2dizz: I mean she was cute
[17:00] 2dizz: she was willing to give a nicca the whip
[17:00] 2dizz: and as aggressive as she was I might even get some nookie out of this
[17:01] 2dizz: so I get home and I'm heading to my room when I hear a graveled voice, 'what were you up to tonight'
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:01] 2dizz: I turned around and it's my grandmother
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: news traveled that fast?
[17:01] 2dizz: before I could say anything she went on a rant
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: dayum
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:01] 2dizz: 'I heard you were hugged up with some white girl all night
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:02] Me: bad news travels fast
[17:02] 2dizz: I heard you were grinding and whatnot in the middle of the street'
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: thats not bad news
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: that's why i couldn't make it in a small town
[17:02] 2dizz: 'are you dating this girl, do you know who her family is........
[17:02] Me: o_O.. did you even tell them you goin out with a chick tonite?
[17:02] 2dizz: I couldn't answer one question before I was hit with 2 more
[17:03] 2dizz: not yet
[17:03] 2dizz’s Sig Other: so if ur grandmother heard about it that how fast had your gf heard about it?
[17:03] 2dizz: so after about an hour hour and a half of interrogating I was finally allowed to go to sleep
[17:04] 2dizz: when I woke up my aunt and uncle were at the house telling me how going out with sarah wasn't a great idea
[17:04] 2dizz’s Sig Other: damn
[17:04] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:05] 2dizz: well my uncle was frontin' but my aunt and grandmother weren't
[17:05] Me: your uncle had a gun to his nuts
[17:05] Me: think differently, time to fuck differently
[17:05] 2dizz: so that afternoon my uncle took me on a drive where he felt the need to tell me why I should be cautious dating white women and especially in the south
[17:06] 2dizz: basically to be extremely careful and always be seen
[17:06] 2dizz’s Sig Other: so she couldn't accuse u of anything later?
[17:07] 2dizz: I guess, yes
[17:07] 2dizz: that was most likely it
[17:07] 2dizz: a rule I live by today
[17:07] 2dizz: women are shady
[17:07] 2dizz: look what happened to Tyson
[17:07] 2dizz: Kobe
[17:07] 2dizz: BTS
[17:07] Me: ?BTS
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: i think Tyson raped that girl
[17:08] 2dizz: so when Sarah came and got me I come outside and she throws her keys at me, I look back towards the house and the whole fam is in the window and/or doorway
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: but whatever
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:08] 2dizz: BTS - back to story
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao... are u serious?
[17:13] Koiphish: How do southern white girls not have no booty?
[17:14] 2dizz: there have there anomolies like here in Cali
[17:14] Koiphish: Don't they all get fed the same corn and potatoes and shit that black people get down there?
[17:14] Koiphish: What a jip
[17:14] Me: so anything happened after that?
[17:14] Koiphish: I want all southern white girls to look like Kelly Clarkson and what not
[17:14] Koiphish: BTS
[17:14] 2dizz: lol
[17:15] 2dizz: so we hop in the car after I gave her keys back to her
[17:15] 2dizz: she bent like three corners hoped out and gave me the keys again
[17:15] 2dizz: I was like where do you want to go
[17:16] 2dizz: I'm not really hungry but if you are we can go somewhere
[17:16] 2dizz: that was code for, I'm broker than a mofo, please ate something that will only have you craving a burger or something
[17:17] Koiphish: Ah, the gentleman period of life
[17:18] Koiphish: I'm glad that shit doesn't last
[17:19] 2dizz: so she was like don't worry about it, I ate like an hour ago and I just wanted to spend some time with you actually
[17:20] 2dizz: I'm thinking 'even better, no dent to the wallet'
[17:20] Me: words that id love to hear a woman tell me
[17:20] 2dizz: so she was like if you don't mind can we go by my house for a second
[17:21] 2dizz: instantly I'm thinking WTF, I'm going to get lynched, I'm driving this bitch car her father is going to have me for hog slop
[17:22] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:22] Me: its like you only had new york city hot sauce
[17:22] Me: NEW YORK CITY?!
[17:22] 2dizz: so we get a block away and she's like slow down
[17:23] 2dizz: I'm like ok, but we're in the middle of nowhere
[17:23] 2dizz: I'm surrounded by a dairy farm and a corn field
[17:23] 2dizz: I'm starting to panic
[17:23] 2dizz: she ask to switch seats until she gets to the house
[17:23] 2dizz: lucky thing cause pops is home
[17:24] 2dizz: she sees pops car and start cursing
[17:24] 2dizz: I'm thanking the man upstairs
[17:24] 2dizz: so she's like mind if we make another stop before coming back here
[17:25] 2dizz: I'm like do whatever, in my head I'm like, let's go before this motherfucka walk out that door and see me
[17:25] Koiphish: haha
[17:27] 2dizz: so she's driving through all of these dirt roads and she just stops
[17:27] 2dizz: she turns looks at me and ask do I have protection
[17:27] 2dizz’s Sig Other: whoa
[17:27] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:27] Me: O_O
[17:28] 2dizz: I'm like 'huh? what?'
[17:28] Me: gawd damn.. whatcha know bout the dirty south?!
[17:28] Koiphish: lol
[17:28] 2dizz: so I'm nervous and scared
[17:28] Koiphish: Wait, wait
[17:29] Koiphish: You got her at her house, you guys left, and she wanted to go BACK to her house that you just left?
[17:29] Koiphish: Then sees daddy's car and says let's leave again?
[17:29] 2dizz: what
[17:29] 2dizz: no
[17:29] 2dizz: read it again
[17:29] 2dizz: she picked me up from my spot
[17:30] 2dizz: went to her house but her fam was still at home
[17:30] Koiphish: Oh, my bad
[17:30] 2dizz: so we left and we are now on a dirt road
[17:30] 2dizz: BTS
[17:31] 2dizz: so she repeats herself asking me if I had any protection
[17:31] 2dizz: I collect myself and reply 'naw, I just figured we'd get a bite and we'd go home and I'll you out again'
[17:32] 2dizz: granted reading that probable sound smooth as hell, but at the tiem I'm sure my voice was cracking and I sounded like a little bitch
[17:33] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:33] 2dizz’s Sig Other: it was probably all in your head
[17:33] 2dizz: so reaches across my lap and opens the glove compartment
[17:33] 2dizz: making sure she rubbed my thighs
[17:33] Me: lemme guess, she was reachin for a shottie
[17:33] Koiphish: I like it when they're down.
[17:34] 2dizz: so she grabs a condom and gets out of the car
[17:34] 2dizz: I'm like I'm not fucking on a dirt road, you're cute and all but I'm not.........
[17:34] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:34] 2dizz’s Sig Other: ur not what?
[17:35] 2dizz: I look'd to her side of the car and to the back and was where the fuck this bitch go
[17:35] 2dizz: I'm going to die on a dirt road with no name, it will be weeks before I'm found
[17:35] 2dizz: this white girl is going to kill me
[17:35] Koiphish: hahahaha
[17:35] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:35] Me: ROFL
[17:35] 2dizz: I guess I look'd frazzled cause she tapped on the passenger side window
[17:36] 2dizz: she unbuckled my seatbelt and sat on my lap
[17:36] 2dizz: I'm like ok, just don't get hard to early and everything will be alright
[17:37] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:37] Me: hey now
[17:37] 2dizz: she went on about how she's been feeling me for a minute and when I gave that speech she really wanted to get to know me
[17:37] 2dizz: I'm like cool
[17:38] 2dizz: well atleast I was trying to be cool, all I thought in my head was what my uncle said
[17:38] 2dizz: so after a while convo was cool and I was actually starting to feel her
[17:39] 2dizz: so she went in for a kiss
[17:39] 2dizz: hold that above line
[17:39] 2dizz: so after talking for a cool little minute she grabs mister wiggly
[17:40] 2dizz: then she moves in for a kiss
[17:40] 2dizz: I'm like 'hells yea' my first white girl
[17:40] Me: ROFL
[17:40] 2dizz: she kissed me and seriously I felt nothing
[17:41] 2dizz: I actually felt a little wierd
[17:41] Koiphish: I can relate
[17:41] 2dizz: I mean she didn't have the thin old white lady lips but they were juicy either
[17:41] Me: you mean they werent juicy
[17:41] 2dizz: so when I kissed her it was just weird
[17:41] 2dizz: yes
[17:41] 2dizz: weren't* - thanks
[17:42] 2dizz: so I was like ok
[17:42] 2dizz: so she gets out of the car to pull my pants down
[17:42] 2dizz: she bends over in front of me again with my junk in her hand
[17:43] 2dizz: she looks me in the face to go in for another kiss
[17:43] 2dizz: and I got weirded out and back'd away from her
[17:44] Koiphish: But she didn't start sucking you off first?
[17:44] 2dizz: one of those things I guess she normally kiss before sucking
[17:45] 2dizz: she actually thought I was trying to get comfortable
[17:45] 2dizz: so she told me, go ahead and lay back
[17:45] 2dizz: I'll be finished shortly
[17:45] Koiphish: hahaha
[17:45] 2dizz: now thinking about it, i don't know if she was that confident or dissing me
[17:46] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:46] Koiphish: LOL
[17:46] 2dizz’s Sig Other: pause please
[17:46] 2dizz’s Sig Other: i have to restart
[17:46] 2dizz: well anyways she's massaging mr. wiggly
[17:46] 2dizz: restart I'll wait
[17:46] *** 2dizz’s Sig Other has left the chat.
[17:50] 2dizz: so I'm like tripping because I don't like kissing this chick but I can't just diss her with my ass in the middle of nowhere, what am I to do
[17:51] *** 2dizz’s Sig Other has joined the chat.
[17:51] 2dizz: I will admit she knew who to massage a penis
[17:51] 2dizz: so I'm like tripping because I don't like kissing this chick but I can't just diss her with my ass in the middle of nowhere, what am I to do
[17:51] 2dizz’s Sig Other: how*
[17:52] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:52] 2dizz: thanks
[17:52] 2dizz: I'm like if I cum now she'll have to take me home for being a poor lay, but who wants to go to school and here those jokes
[17:53] 2dizz: but I knew I didn't want to fuck either
[17:53] 2dizz: that kiss turned me completely off, and I would have went down if it didn't feel so good
[17:54] 2dizz’s Sig Other: see you should've said: u know i respect you and i don't want to rush into this because i really like you
[17:54] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:54] 2dizz: so anyways I don't know what was said or how it came up, but I was able to get out of fucking this bitch, I think she either got paged or saw something that made her remember she had to shake
[17:54] 2dizz: lol
[17:54] 2dizz: stop telling my story
[17:55] 2dizz: anyways she's like I have an errand to run but we can continue this later
[17:55] 2dizz: at the time I was offended
[17:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:55] 2dizz: I mean that shit came out of the blue
[17:55] 2dizz: so she takes me home
[17:55] 2dizz: she smashes
[17:56] 2dizz: I get talked to by the fam to find out what happened
[17:56] Me: SHIT
[17:56] 2dizz: a few hours pass and it's about 9/10 at night
[17:56] 2dizz: I get a phone call from this chick asking can I go out
[17:56] 2dizz: I'm like can't have church in the morning
[17:57] 2dizz: which was true, but I just didn't want to party with her
[17:57] 2dizz: so she was like 'whens the next time I'm going to see you'
[17:57] 2dizz: I'm like come through whenever
[17:57] 2dizz: I now know you cannot say this phrase to everyone
[17:58] Koiphish: LOL
[17:58] 2dizz: cause at 1130 I'm in my room watching tv and I hear my window cracking
[17:58] 2dizz: I get up and look at the window as it's opening and thinking I know this motherfucka whoever this is isn't that bold to break into a room with a light on
[17:59] Koiphish: This is too hot
[17:59] 2dizz: window fully opens and long flowing blond hair enter the room followed by this white bitch
[17:59] 2dizz: I'm like what the fuck
[17:59] 2dizz: no way is this happening
[18:00] 2dizz: so she comes in and I'm like what are you doing, she says she wants to finish
[18:00] Koiphish: Who's that peeking through my window?
[18:00] Me: POWWWWW!
[18:00] 2dizz: granted this was a boost to the ego as being shot down earlier I was like damn was I not big enough, were you not impressed
[18:01] 2dizz: so as I hear my grandmother coming down the aisle I'm like how the hell am I going to explain this white chick in my room
[18:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:01] Koiphish: Sweet
[18:01] 2dizz: so I meet my grandmother in the hallway and tell her I knocked over some shit
[18:02] Me: slick.. very slick
[18:02] 2dizz: I just knew that wasn't going to work
[18:02] 2dizz: cause as it spewed from my mouth I'm like I don't even believe
[18:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:02] 2dizz: but she did and she went back to her room
[18:03] 2dizz: as I turn around and go back into my room to think of a way to throw this bitch out of my house I am greeted by a sexy and scary sight
[18:03] 2dizz: this bitch is standing naked in the middle of my bedroom
[18:04] Koiphish: Man, i gotta visit the south
[18:04] Me: YEAAAHH!
[18:04] 2dizz: part of me is like I should fuck, this doesn't happen everyday
[18:04] Koiphish: Mmm mmm mmm
[18:04] 2dizz: another part of me is like if grandma turns around I am in sooooooo much trouble
[18:04] Koiphish: Giving in once makes giving in the second time easier
[18:04] 2dizz: lol
[18:05] Me: its not everyday we have a naked broad in our room
[18:05] 2dizz: so she grabs me and throws me on the bed and she straddling me
[18:05] 2dizz: and she goes in for the kiss
[18:05] 2dizz: and I rolled to the side knocking her off of me
[18:05] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:06] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:06] 2dizz: I was like, 'I think we're moving too fast, I really like you, and I respect you. Before we do anything more I think we should get to know each other more'
[18:06] Me: LMAO LMAO LMAO
[18:06] 2dizz: she look'd at me and was like 'are you serious?'
[18:07] 2dizz: I told her I wanted a real relationship and I couldn't respect her if I hit it on the first date
[18:07] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
[18:07] 2dizz: I guessed it worked
[18:07] Koiphish: No it didn't
[18:07] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:07] Koiphish: She decided you were a bitch right then and there, and told all her friends
[18:07] 2dizz: cause come monday I had to hear that I was a decent lay

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