This Status Post Was Too Big to Tweet...

... and I already stole someone else's status and credited it as a tweet. Jacked from William Penn:

Three reasons the expression "NO HOMO" is stupid: 1. It's supposed to be used to preempt your statement so saying it after the fact is dumb. 2. When you use it you are actually saying "I thought of this in a 'Gay' way and don't want you to have the same reaction". Which ruins the point because even if they didn't the listener now does. 3. Quit being so damn homophobic.