- People who post on your event invite in Myspace/Facebook saying that they cant go. Thanks a lot, you made the upcoming event LAME, thats why there is a NOT ATTENDING box already.
- Chicks that are not conscious of leading a dude on. Act like you fuckin' know when a dude is up on you, which leads to....
- Dudes that assume the Chick will get the hint. It's 2008. Be direct fellas, because you can drop a million hints and a chick will ACT LIKE SHE DOESNT KNOW (and a good chance that SHE WONT KNOW). At least if you're honest (read: the novel idea of actually telling her you 'like' her), she can no longer act like she doesn't know.
- Dudes that want to roll deep to a club/lounge without chicks (Don't have to be Girlfriends) of their own. Okay, 2 is cool. 3 is okay. But if it gets more than that without a couple Estrogen representatives from your crew, then you're in Party Foul Violation for turning the spot into a "Cack-Fest."
- Dudes who can't live up to their online (read: Facebook/Myspace) reputation. You're not a player, you just type a lot.
- Chicks who want to "still be friends" after they reject the dude. You're not Mother Teresa in sparing a friendship, you're just a Ball Tickler. Get over it, you have enough friends already.
- To add to that, Dudes who try too damn hard to be friends with the Chick that rejected them. Face it homie, you're just dick under glass, break only in an emergency.
- Dudes that say "They are just picky." Honestly, only chicks and dudes who have a different date every other day are allowed to say that. Note, why chicks? Because dudes ask them out.
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