The Dizzy Chronicles Chapter 2

As Witnessed by 2Dizz, Told to 2Dizz's Sig Other, Koiphish, and Me


[16:48] 2dizz: about week earlier I had to read a story in class, well actually a bio, I was tired of people asking me Cali questions like just because I live in LA do I know Snoop and Dre
[16:49] 2dizz: so after going on a tyraid about how I hate discussing my past Sarah slipped me note saying she actually thought me going off was sexy and she wanted to go out sometime
[16:49] 2dizz: I was like 'I'm cool, you're cute and all but I'm not sure if it's appropriate
[16:50] 2dizz’s Sig Other: appropriate?
[16:50] 2dizz: the truth was I didn't have a car, and meeting someone on a bicycle isn't cool
[16:50] 2dizz: I don't care where you are
[16:50] 2dizz: so I guess she figured I didn't date white girls or something and left it alone
[16:50] 2dizz: so back to Friday
[16:51] 2dizz: she rolls up on me
[16:51] 2dizz: and places herself between my legs
[16:51] 2dizz: she gets hella close to my mouth
[16:52] 2dizz: looks me deep in my eyes
[16:52] 2dizz: and whispers in my ear why don't you like white girls
[16:52] 2dizz: I was like it has nothing to do with your race, I'm just......
[16:53] 2dizz: she backed up look'd at me and said tomorrow night you're taken me out
[16:53] Me: hmm
[16:53] 2dizz: I was like 'this is some bullshit!'
[16:53] 2dizz’s Sig Other: hard to say no to that
[16:53] 2dizz: very hard
[16:53] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol... especially if she was cute
[16:53] 2dizz: but I still didn't have a car
[16:53] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[16:54] 2dizz’s Sig Other: u shoulda told her to pick u up
[16:54] 2dizz: so while she's grinding her ass on me all night I thought I would take the opportunity to tell her I wasn't driving
[16:54] 2dizz: I knew for sure that was going to work
[16:54] 2dizz: and it didn't
[16:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: did u not want to go out with her?
[16:55] 2dizz: she was like we have my car, you can drive me to dinner
[16:55] 2dizz: black boy in the south with a white girl
[16:55] 2dizz: driving her car
[16:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[16:55] Me: ROFL
[16:55] 2dizz: emmet teal (sp?) was all I thought
[16:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: i'm sure u weren't the first black guy she went out with tho
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: who is emmet teal?
[16:56] 2dizz: stop jumping ahead
[16:56] 2dizz: but no I wasn't
[16:56] 2dizz: she only dated black guys
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: okay then, well if they weren't lynched i'm sure u were cool
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[16:56] 2dizz: she claimed white boys could fuck, they liked making out and slowly making love
[16:56] 2dizz’s Sig Other: could or couldn't?
[16:58] 2dizz: emmet till
[16:58] 2dizz: couldn't
[16:58] 2dizz: she liked to be fucked
[16:58] 2dizz: or rather FUCKED
[16:59] 2dizz: so back to the story
[16:59] 2dizz’s Sig Other: okies
[16:59] 2dizz: I'm on my way home and I'm like how the hell am I going to get out of this
[16:59] 2dizz: and do I really want to get out of this
[16:59] 2dizz: I mean she was cute
[17:00] 2dizz: she was willing to give a nicca the whip
[17:00] 2dizz: and as aggressive as she was I might even get some nookie out of this
[17:01] 2dizz: so I get home and I'm heading to my room when I hear a graveled voice, 'what were you up to tonight'
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:01] 2dizz: I turned around and it's my grandmother
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: news traveled that fast?
[17:01] 2dizz: before I could say anything she went on a rant
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: dayum
[17:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:01] 2dizz: 'I heard you were hugged up with some white girl all night
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:02] Me: bad news travels fast
[17:02] 2dizz: I heard you were grinding and whatnot in the middle of the street'
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: thats not bad news
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: that's why i couldn't make it in a small town
[17:02] 2dizz: 'are you dating this girl, do you know who her family is........
[17:02] Me: o_O.. did you even tell them you goin out with a chick tonite?
[17:02] 2dizz: I couldn't answer one question before I was hit with 2 more
[17:03] 2dizz: not yet
[17:03] 2dizz’s Sig Other: so if ur grandmother heard about it that how fast had your gf heard about it?
[17:03] 2dizz: so after about an hour hour and a half of interrogating I was finally allowed to go to sleep
[17:04] 2dizz: when I woke up my aunt and uncle were at the house telling me how going out with sarah wasn't a great idea
[17:04] 2dizz’s Sig Other: damn
[17:04] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:05] 2dizz: well my uncle was frontin' but my aunt and grandmother weren't
[17:05] Me: your uncle had a gun to his nuts
[17:05] Me: think differently, time to fuck differently
[17:05] 2dizz: so that afternoon my uncle took me on a drive where he felt the need to tell me why I should be cautious dating white women and especially in the south
[17:06] 2dizz: basically to be extremely careful and always be seen
[17:06] 2dizz’s Sig Other: so she couldn't accuse u of anything later?
[17:07] 2dizz: I guess, yes
[17:07] 2dizz: that was most likely it
[17:07] 2dizz: a rule I live by today
[17:07] 2dizz: women are shady
[17:07] 2dizz: look what happened to Tyson
[17:07] 2dizz: Kobe
[17:07] 2dizz: BTS
[17:07] Me: ?BTS
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: i think Tyson raped that girl
[17:08] 2dizz: so when Sarah came and got me I come outside and she throws her keys at me, I look back towards the house and the whole fam is in the window and/or doorway
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: but whatever
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:08] 2dizz: BTS - back to story
[17:08] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao... are u serious?
[17:13] Koiphish: How do southern white girls not have no booty?
[17:14] 2dizz: there have there anomolies like here in Cali
[17:14] Koiphish: Don't they all get fed the same corn and potatoes and shit that black people get down there?
[17:14] Koiphish: What a jip
[17:14] Me: so anything happened after that?
[17:14] Koiphish: I want all southern white girls to look like Kelly Clarkson and what not
[17:14] Koiphish: BTS
[17:14] 2dizz: lol
[17:15] 2dizz: so we hop in the car after I gave her keys back to her
[17:15] 2dizz: she bent like three corners hoped out and gave me the keys again
[17:15] 2dizz: I was like where do you want to go
[17:16] 2dizz: I'm not really hungry but if you are we can go somewhere
[17:16] 2dizz: that was code for, I'm broker than a mofo, please ate something that will only have you craving a burger or something
[17:17] Koiphish: Ah, the gentleman period of life
[17:18] Koiphish: I'm glad that shit doesn't last
[17:19] 2dizz: so she was like don't worry about it, I ate like an hour ago and I just wanted to spend some time with you actually
[17:20] 2dizz: I'm thinking 'even better, no dent to the wallet'
[17:20] Me: words that id love to hear a woman tell me
[17:20] 2dizz: so she was like if you don't mind can we go by my house for a second
[17:21] 2dizz: instantly I'm thinking WTF, I'm going to get lynched, I'm driving this bitch car her father is going to have me for hog slop
[17:22] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:22] Me: its like you only had new york city hot sauce
[17:22] Me: NEW YORK CITY?!
[17:22] 2dizz: so we get a block away and she's like slow down
[17:23] 2dizz: I'm like ok, but we're in the middle of nowhere
[17:23] 2dizz: I'm surrounded by a dairy farm and a corn field
[17:23] 2dizz: I'm starting to panic
[17:23] 2dizz: she ask to switch seats until she gets to the house
[17:23] 2dizz: lucky thing cause pops is home
[17:24] 2dizz: she sees pops car and start cursing
[17:24] 2dizz: I'm thanking the man upstairs
[17:24] 2dizz: so she's like mind if we make another stop before coming back here
[17:25] 2dizz: I'm like do whatever, in my head I'm like, let's go before this motherfucka walk out that door and see me
[17:25] Koiphish: haha
[17:27] 2dizz: so she's driving through all of these dirt roads and she just stops
[17:27] 2dizz: she turns looks at me and ask do I have protection
[17:27] 2dizz’s Sig Other: whoa
[17:27] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:27] Me: O_O
[17:28] 2dizz: I'm like 'huh? what?'
[17:28] Me: gawd damn.. whatcha know bout the dirty south?!
[17:28] Koiphish: lol
[17:28] 2dizz: so I'm nervous and scared
[17:28] Koiphish: Wait, wait
[17:29] Koiphish: You got her at her house, you guys left, and she wanted to go BACK to her house that you just left?
[17:29] Koiphish: Then sees daddy's car and says let's leave again?
[17:29] 2dizz: what
[17:29] 2dizz: no
[17:29] 2dizz: read it again
[17:29] 2dizz: she picked me up from my spot
[17:30] 2dizz: went to her house but her fam was still at home
[17:30] Koiphish: Oh, my bad
[17:30] 2dizz: so we left and we are now on a dirt road
[17:30] 2dizz: BTS
[17:31] 2dizz: so she repeats herself asking me if I had any protection
[17:31] 2dizz: I collect myself and reply 'naw, I just figured we'd get a bite and we'd go home and I'll you out again'
[17:32] 2dizz: granted reading that probable sound smooth as hell, but at the tiem I'm sure my voice was cracking and I sounded like a little bitch
[17:33] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:33] 2dizz’s Sig Other: it was probably all in your head
[17:33] 2dizz: so reaches across my lap and opens the glove compartment
[17:33] 2dizz: making sure she rubbed my thighs
[17:33] Me: lemme guess, she was reachin for a shottie
[17:33] Koiphish: I like it when they're down.
[17:34] 2dizz: so she grabs a condom and gets out of the car
[17:34] 2dizz: I'm like I'm not fucking on a dirt road, you're cute and all but I'm not.........
[17:34] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:34] 2dizz’s Sig Other: ur not what?
[17:35] 2dizz: I look'd to her side of the car and to the back and was where the fuck this bitch go
[17:35] 2dizz: I'm going to die on a dirt road with no name, it will be weeks before I'm found
[17:35] 2dizz: this white girl is going to kill me
[17:35] Koiphish: hahahaha
[17:35] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:35] Me: ROFL
[17:35] 2dizz: I guess I look'd frazzled cause she tapped on the passenger side window
[17:36] 2dizz: she unbuckled my seatbelt and sat on my lap
[17:36] 2dizz: I'm like ok, just don't get hard to early and everything will be alright
[17:37] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:37] Me: hey now
[17:37] 2dizz: she went on about how she's been feeling me for a minute and when I gave that speech she really wanted to get to know me
[17:37] 2dizz: I'm like cool
[17:38] 2dizz: well atleast I was trying to be cool, all I thought in my head was what my uncle said
[17:38] 2dizz: so after a while convo was cool and I was actually starting to feel her
[17:39] 2dizz: so she went in for a kiss
[17:39] 2dizz: hold that above line
[17:39] 2dizz: so after talking for a cool little minute she grabs mister wiggly
[17:40] 2dizz: then she moves in for a kiss
[17:40] 2dizz: I'm like 'hells yea' my first white girl
[17:40] Me: ROFL
[17:40] 2dizz: she kissed me and seriously I felt nothing
[17:41] 2dizz: I actually felt a little wierd
[17:41] Koiphish: I can relate
[17:41] 2dizz: I mean she didn't have the thin old white lady lips but they were juicy either
[17:41] Me: you mean they werent juicy
[17:41] 2dizz: so when I kissed her it was just weird
[17:41] 2dizz: yes
[17:41] 2dizz: weren't* - thanks
[17:42] 2dizz: so I was like ok
[17:42] 2dizz: so she gets out of the car to pull my pants down
[17:42] 2dizz: she bends over in front of me again with my junk in her hand
[17:43] 2dizz: she looks me in the face to go in for another kiss
[17:43] 2dizz: and I got weirded out and back'd away from her
[17:44] Koiphish: But she didn't start sucking you off first?
[17:44] 2dizz: one of those things I guess she normally kiss before sucking
[17:45] 2dizz: she actually thought I was trying to get comfortable
[17:45] 2dizz: so she told me, go ahead and lay back
[17:45] 2dizz: I'll be finished shortly
[17:45] Koiphish: hahaha
[17:45] 2dizz: now thinking about it, i don't know if she was that confident or dissing me
[17:46] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:46] Koiphish: LOL
[17:46] 2dizz’s Sig Other: pause please
[17:46] 2dizz’s Sig Other: i have to restart
[17:46] 2dizz: well anyways she's massaging mr. wiggly
[17:46] 2dizz: restart I'll wait
[17:46] *** 2dizz’s Sig Other has left the chat.
[17:50] 2dizz: so I'm like tripping because I don't like kissing this chick but I can't just diss her with my ass in the middle of nowhere, what am I to do
[17:51] *** 2dizz’s Sig Other has joined the chat.
[17:51] 2dizz: I will admit she knew who to massage a penis
[17:51] 2dizz: so I'm like tripping because I don't like kissing this chick but I can't just diss her with my ass in the middle of nowhere, what am I to do
[17:51] 2dizz’s Sig Other: how*
[17:52] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[17:52] 2dizz: thanks
[17:52] 2dizz: I'm like if I cum now she'll have to take me home for being a poor lay, but who wants to go to school and here those jokes
[17:53] 2dizz: but I knew I didn't want to fuck either
[17:53] 2dizz: that kiss turned me completely off, and I would have went down if it didn't feel so good
[17:54] 2dizz’s Sig Other: see you should've said: u know i respect you and i don't want to rush into this because i really like you
[17:54] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:54] 2dizz: so anyways I don't know what was said or how it came up, but I was able to get out of fucking this bitch, I think she either got paged or saw something that made her remember she had to shake
[17:54] 2dizz: lol
[17:54] 2dizz: stop telling my story
[17:55] 2dizz: anyways she's like I have an errand to run but we can continue this later
[17:55] 2dizz: at the time I was offended
[17:55] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lol
[17:55] 2dizz: I mean that shit came out of the blue
[17:55] 2dizz: so she takes me home
[17:55] 2dizz: she smashes
[17:56] 2dizz: I get talked to by the fam to find out what happened
[17:56] Me: SHIT
[17:56] 2dizz: a few hours pass and it's about 9/10 at night
[17:56] 2dizz: I get a phone call from this chick asking can I go out
[17:56] 2dizz: I'm like can't have church in the morning
[17:57] 2dizz: which was true, but I just didn't want to party with her
[17:57] 2dizz: so she was like 'whens the next time I'm going to see you'
[17:57] 2dizz: I'm like come through whenever
[17:57] 2dizz: I now know you cannot say this phrase to everyone
[17:58] Koiphish: LOL
[17:58] 2dizz: cause at 1130 I'm in my room watching tv and I hear my window cracking
[17:58] 2dizz: I get up and look at the window as it's opening and thinking I know this motherfucka whoever this is isn't that bold to break into a room with a light on
[17:59] Koiphish: This is too hot
[17:59] 2dizz: window fully opens and long flowing blond hair enter the room followed by this white bitch
[17:59] 2dizz: I'm like what the fuck
[17:59] 2dizz: no way is this happening
[18:00] 2dizz: so she comes in and I'm like what are you doing, she says she wants to finish
[18:00] Koiphish: Who's that peeking through my window?
[18:00] Me: POWWWWW!
[18:00] 2dizz: granted this was a boost to the ego as being shot down earlier I was like damn was I not big enough, were you not impressed
[18:01] 2dizz: so as I hear my grandmother coming down the aisle I'm like how the hell am I going to explain this white chick in my room
[18:01] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:01] Koiphish: Sweet
[18:01] 2dizz: so I meet my grandmother in the hallway and tell her I knocked over some shit
[18:02] Me: slick.. very slick
[18:02] 2dizz: I just knew that wasn't going to work
[18:02] 2dizz: cause as it spewed from my mouth I'm like I don't even believe
[18:02] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:02] 2dizz: but she did and she went back to her room
[18:03] 2dizz: as I turn around and go back into my room to think of a way to throw this bitch out of my house I am greeted by a sexy and scary sight
[18:03] 2dizz: this bitch is standing naked in the middle of my bedroom
[18:04] Koiphish: Man, i gotta visit the south
[18:04] Me: YEAAAHH!
[18:04] 2dizz: part of me is like I should fuck, this doesn't happen everyday
[18:04] Koiphish: Mmm mmm mmm
[18:04] 2dizz: another part of me is like if grandma turns around I am in sooooooo much trouble
[18:04] Koiphish: Giving in once makes giving in the second time easier
[18:04] 2dizz: lol
[18:05] Me: its not everyday we have a naked broad in our room
[18:05] 2dizz: so she grabs me and throws me on the bed and she straddling me
[18:05] 2dizz: and she goes in for the kiss
[18:05] 2dizz: and I rolled to the side knocking her off of me
[18:05] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:06] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:06] 2dizz: I was like, 'I think we're moving too fast, I really like you, and I respect you. Before we do anything more I think we should get to know each other more'
[18:06] Me: LMAO LMAO LMAO
[18:06] 2dizz: she look'd at me and was like 'are you serious?'
[18:07] 2dizz: I told her I wanted a real relationship and I couldn't respect her if I hit it on the first date
[18:07] Koiphish: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
[18:07] 2dizz: I guessed it worked
[18:07] Koiphish: No it didn't
[18:07] 2dizz’s Sig Other: lmao
[18:07] Koiphish: She decided you were a bitch right then and there, and told all her friends
[18:07] 2dizz: cause come monday I had to hear that I was a decent lay